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Batman

A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet
Vegyiance👺😍😍😍 *stabs homeless person for jaywalking* batman vegenace
by Stewed squares April 13, 2022
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Batman

Abbreviation for

Big
Angry
Testosterone fuelled
Man
Attacking at
Night

BATMAN
Guy - Holy shit is that BATMAN?
Guy 2 - He looks big, angry and testosterone fuelled
by Piss_Bowl November 5, 2021
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The batman

When your smashin in a ally and your parents find you but you shoot them with the load.
My friend harry tried the batman this weekend he was put down.
by 694206969 November 15, 2021
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batman

god of bats, non horny and he is better than you and your friends/family
batman>you
by !elvfff? November 20, 2021
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The Batman

thug-"who the hell are you?"
The Batman-"I'm vengeance."
by THR30 March 8, 2022
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Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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batman

something in the wayyyy hmmmmmm mmmmmm something in the way hmmmmm something in the way ohhhh ohhhh hmmmm hmmm
IM VENGEANCE IM JUSTICE IM... THE BATMAN YOULL NEVER RUN AWAY NIGGLER
by donquavius bartholemew VII March 16, 2022
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