Bastardom

Noun: The Kingdom of bastards, or the collective of all people who are bastards.

He was and ace class con man, the sneakiest fuck in all Bastardom

by Ryan Richards February 13, 2007

Bastard Honey

Bastard honey is honey who's floral origins are unknown. Compared to monofloral honey, honey from one type of plant, or polyfloral honey, honey that has been mixed, bastard honey's origins are either unknown, undisclosed, or something else of the sort. The idea of bastard honey comes from the idea of illegitimate honey, who's ancestry is unknown.

I got some honey packaged like catsup from the bakery near my school, but was disappointed when I realized it was bastard honey

by devinhoo April 14, 2010

bastard

a) offensive term for a son raised by a single mother with no help or support from the father

b) a male that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring

Under definition b) I'd order each and every bastard to pay child , regardless of visitation rights or if they haven't been ordered by the court to pay child support

by Sexydimma September 18, 2016

bad bastard

Worse than your average bastard. Slightly esoteric, used occasionally in the west of Ireland.

See that hairy lad over there, he's a bad bastard.

by Bidsey August 19, 2006

vicious bastard

to have a vicious wank with the veins popping out the temple and the neck

I'm going to the toilet to have a vicious bastard, aaa,aaa,aaa

by Kevlad October 17, 2007

whores bastard

whores- women who exchange sexual acts for monitary units
bastard- Somebody born without a father

the fatherless off spring of a prostitute

your nothing but a whores bastard

by Bobby Sultan January 13, 2008

Full as a bastard

The feeling of being unable to eat a single mouthful more; Completely full, beyond loosening one's belt.

"More cake, Jim?"
"Leave off Martha, I'm full as a bastard"

by isthistheonlynamenooneelsehas? March 31, 2009