Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

by Puma Lisa March 25, 2010

Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012

Berkinsocks

One who wears socks with Berkinstocks

Check out that guys Berkinsocks.

by manderander August 27, 2009

baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.

I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.

by ImThatGirlfriend April 2, 2015

bakini

A garment that is likened to a bikini top, however it is worn on the back instead of the front. It's primary use is for when your magumbos are too good to hide but you still want to maintain some form of dignity for fear of being arrested for public indecency. DISCLAIMER: Wearers are advised that public indecency may ensue if their burrito is larger than average due to the bakini's small surface area.

Boy 1: "Jesus, that girls magumbos are heaven-sent..."
Boy 2: "Agreed, she needs a bakini..."

by Almarch April 2, 2017

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017