bareback mountain

A play on words combining two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

It has become insanely played out joke, told usually in offices and other places of work by that unfunny guy who gets all his jokes from mailing lists.

Hurr, Brokeback Mountain? More like BAREBACK Mountain 'cus of all the homo-buttsexing lol!!!111one

by MacTaco September 4, 2008

barebone

A basic computer system, typically features the chassis (housing-case), motherboard, a stick of RAM, and a floppy disk drive.

If your budget is low, a barebone system is usually a good choice to buy, because it only costs half as much as a pre-built system if you buy the rest of the parts at a used computer store.

by AYB August 2, 2003

bareass

A filterless cigarette.

It's hard to get bareass cigarettes anymore, save for Lucky Strike, Camel, and Pall Mall.

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

barefoot wizard

jimmy buffets nickname

guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard

by black [ass] negro August 3, 2010

baresafe

Derived from the meaning of Bare in slang meaning very, pushed together with safe meaning good, awsome, wicked etc

"Yo man Maccy D's is baresafe innit blud?"

by -Tings Cherries January 26, 2005

Bareballs

The action of not wearing underwear if they are not available or other reasons.

Guy 1: Whoops I dropped my keys. *Bends over*
Guy 2: Whoa! Your not wearing any underwear bro...
Guy 1: Yea I know, I'm going bareballs.
Guy 2: Eww...

by donutluvermutherfucker February 1, 2013

Baret

A common misspelling of the word Beret. Only a complete moron would make this mistake.

Why do you keep typing "baret" to refer to a fucking "beret"? Are you retarded?

by darx202 October 17, 2018