by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021

Unprepared, lack of preparation
by Laundrybask3t June 7, 2022

by SURRIO June 28, 2025

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
by CoolChickensRule June 9, 2024

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.
by Atticool April 18, 2025
