B. I. T. C. H.

Black Widow. Iron man. Thor. Captain America. Hulk.

Black Widow. Iron man. Thor. Captain America. Hulk. And together they are… B. I. T. C. H.

by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021

Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.

A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.

"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.

Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.

Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!

by Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. May 3, 2009

C.R.A.B.S.

an abbreviation of CRazy Ass Bitch Syndrome. a severe disorder in which men are involuntarily attracted to crazy ass bitches.

Danny: Dude, she tried to gouge your eyes out.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.

by Danz Ferdinand January 17, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r

Fuckin Retard

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded

by ShadBae July 30, 2018

A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.

Queue system used for rotation in a group smoking Blunts or joints. Positions in queue are decided by calling out “A’s” or “B’s” and so on. Positions can also be chosen based on who rolled the blunt and gets to spark it. A’s means you’re first, B’s means you’re second, and so on.

“i got A’s, B’s, C’s, etc. on this blunt i rolled because i’m smoking alone.”

by Unmasking August 25, 2019

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009