retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009

balls deep

When the penis is so far in the vagina, the balls are the only thing on the surface.

Rob kept thrusting till his testicles hit her ass. He was balls deep and kept thrusting, but only with much more force.

by Well, shit. December 23, 2017

balls in a vice

Somebody else has cornered you into a really tough situation, where you must now make a major decision between two things neither of which you want in the least.

They had his balls in a vice: either take the pay cut they were demanding from him, or be fired.

by Buddy4k4 July 25, 2017

Facebook Balls

Facebook balls refer to the harsh, rude things that people might say on Facebook that they wouldn't say in person.

Rob posted on Facebook that Larry's girlfriend is a total dog. He would have NEVER said that to his face. He's got some big FBB's (Facebook Balls). Then Larry posted back that he was gonna punch Rob in the face. The FBB's must be contagious.

by SarRobKrstisadog November 20, 2010

ball smacking

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles

Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Balls To 4

Midnight (0000 in Military time) to 4 watch. The first watch of the day's rotation. NOT unique to any maritime academy. In fact, it is a pretty common term in most branches of the military. I've also heard it called the Balls to Forever watch.

I'm going to go hit the rack early. I've got to get up for the Balls to 4 watch.

by CDubb October 7, 2013

mierda ball

An obscene and unsanitary derivative form of baseball popularized in New York City.

The structure of the game is largely subjective and may be modified in accordance with the wishes of its often roid-raging participants.

The term is said to have been created by illegal immigrants aboard the Colombian ship "Sepulveda" and rapidly spread to various Colombian and Dominican enclaves throughout New York City.

I hope it doesn't rain this Saturday because I've been dying to play some mierda ball.

Yo Ale, did you sign up for mierda ball this week? I didn't see your name on the list.

by GAS Captain April 15, 2009