The type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy Bohunks from Joisey, and their savior, Donald Drumpf.....
The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.
by Paughnque July 26, 2017
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Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.
by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017
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by dridridri June 2, 2018
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My boss is an Alpha-Douche
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by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
Get the Alpha mug.This is someone who is really stupid who has no fucking life either and he has to socialize on discord. He plays roblox the motherfucker no lifer i hope he fuckin dies. When you mention this word , you are automatically a fucking asshole
person 1 - that guys a Viperzinho ALPHA
person 2 - boy u called him a badt hing and your also a asshole now
person 2 - boy u called him a badt hing and your also a asshole now
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