Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022

Alabama goodbye

Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye

Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse

by SnakeyDawgz January 11, 2022

alabama jamma

When a man and woman have sex in the back of a pickup truck.

Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.

by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021

Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo

I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it

by FartSniffer420 October 17, 2021

Alabama orgy

Also called the gene pool mixer. When you have a family reunion and you entire property becomes the biggest nudist resort this side the Mississippi! Everyone is free game, even grandma's saggy tits. Will it scar the kids for life? Hell Yeah!

Neighbor: "Are you guys having a Barbeque"

Uncle Ralph: "Nope just a good old Alabama orgy"

by Johnny "Biggus Dickus" Sins February 17, 2022

Alabama Hotsauce

When your cousin cums in your butthole and he then proceeds to put hotsauce in his mouth, right before you fart in his mouth creating the ever so delicious mixture of cumsauce in his mouth

Lola: hey Jenny, so how was your night with cletus?
Jenny: well cletus sure is kinky he wanted me to do the Alabama Hotsauce on him.
Lola: OML that sounds Hot!!! I'm so wet.

by Cacaman 3000 May 17, 2021

Alabama Slamma

While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates already used the condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed!" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.

Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye by giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship win.

by TimTimTimmay May 22, 2021