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Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place
"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"
by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009
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Whack a dj

Whack a DJ is when a man grabs his Dick and try’s to whack as many hookers as possible to get the highest score. Almost like a game of whack a mole.
“Man I just participated in the craziest game of whack a DJ “
by Frogtoad69 December 28, 2020
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whack

adj. A person who has an african-american parent as well as a caucasian parent.

adj. to describe a person with diverse behavioral traits

Also combination of white and black (wh-ack)
Johnny: Hey Frank, look at that hottie.

Frank: I'd tap the square root of that ass.

Johnny: Damn Frank, you whack.
by PositiveConnotation October 31, 2011
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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Chilly Whacked

Adjective / Expression

When someone gets hit with an unexpected wave of emotional coldness — not cruel, but still cutting. It’s the feeling of being lightly ignored, brushed off, or left hanging without explanation.
It’s not meant to harm, but it hurts a little anyway.

Used humorously to describe a chill in the air between people, whether it’s romantic, friendly, or social.

Made famous by Lil’ Big Brother, “Chilly Whacked” began as a playful phrase describing how a person feels after receiving a cold response or silent treatment.
It blends “chilly” (cold, distant) with “whacked” (hit suddenly), creating a term for those quiet emotional slaps that sting without meaning to.
She left my message on read for two days. Man, I’m straight-up Chilly Whacked.

It’s not that he was rude — just frosty. Total Chilly Whack vibes.

We laughed about it later, but yeah… it kinda Chilly Whacked me at the time.
by Damn Bunny October 10, 2025
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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
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whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off
i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois
by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018
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