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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
by Rinnie! January 21, 2023
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Moderately-Single

Moderately Single: How my buddy Frank defines post divorce relationships
I’m dating, unless we roll up on a legit GILF, then I’m moderately-single and hitting that!!
by Yourbest$5bet December 28, 2021
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Single girl season

When spring ends and summer starts , Where girls are single and guys only want to smash
Damn I just smashed a single girl in the bathroom -jimmy

Oh it’s single girl season-John
by Brooky_spamz April 27, 2019
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Single rape

She was single rape by the 50 year old man
by 459395 March 11, 2022
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Single mothering

The act of abusing your vehicle, usually in the way of neglecting oil changes, ignorant to bald tires and low tire pressure.
Ed is currently single mothering his new to him gmt-800
by Chris34334 February 9, 2024
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