headless dave

where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.

lets do a headless dave while no one is looking

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

dave the wave

Dave the Wave brings the flave. Basically the coolest guy around. He always brings the flave

Here he comes, Dave the Wave bringIng the flave!

by bassmandave September 8, 2016

dave montgomery

Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.

Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s

by Not Elijah November 14, 2020

Stickman Dave

A measure of how attractive (actually of how unattractive) a girl is. Like beer goggles but worse

On sight of a swamp donkey in a bar the obvious drunk rambling of "would you" occurs. Usually met with the response "not a fucking chance but i bet Stickman Dave would"

by Random Gubbs June 29, 2004

Big Dave

A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!

Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!

by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022

Dangerous Dave

A Giant of a man, who knows how to entertain a crowd, his musical skills with a Kazoo are unbelievable and outstanding like his fashion tastes.a legend

You are very much like Dangerous Dave

by Quizlover November 23, 2021

ingersoll dave

An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.

by BadenNurse June 23, 2021