post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.
"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."
by mister nate July 02, 2009
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Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.
It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s
by The Infamous Smelly August 03, 2010
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Going Green Butt Wipe

When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.
Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.

Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.

Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.
by IDropBombz April 06, 2011
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wipe me down

When a boy rubs skeet skeet all over your CAKEEE. It is hot as hell!
Last weekend, we, alex and nicole, told kory to wipe me down, and then he ate my cake.
by KOR WHORE! November 30, 2007
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Poop Flush Wipe Flush

When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.
"My crap was so big that I had to poop flush wipe flush."
by qwert333 January 09, 2011
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wiping your ass with a hoop

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results
trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop
by skinner54 May 23, 2010
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Hitler Wiped his Ass

The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.
Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper
by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022
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