dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players

They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.

by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

frosted tits

When you get really tan on the beach, then take off your bathing suit and your tits are white.

Micaelas frosted tits were hanging out of her bikini.

by Klur April 30, 2015

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

by T-Whip May 18, 2016

Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.

Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!

by Ri'shard May 31, 2010

Tits of a Champion

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.

Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.

by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011