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Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.
E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.
by HolySip September 29, 2019
mugGet the Stealth Nutmug.

Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.
Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.
by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010
mugGet the Wig nutmug.

Cold nut

A "cold nut" is used to describe a sexual interaction with a female that bore no romantic feelings.

i.e. hooking up with a random and not calling her back. You have no intention of starting a relationship but you still
wanted to smash, so you give her a "cold nut"... a nut that lacked the warmth of love.

This would apply to hooking up with an ex that you no longer have feelings for.

It can also be the first major sign of a relationship in decline.
Example: "Man I wasn't into her but she was thirsting hard so I just gave her a cold nut."
by when_rome_in May 27, 2020
mugGet the Cold nutmug.

nut muck

I shot my nut muck all over her boat race.
by Fly!! March 11, 2007
mugGet the nut muckmug.

Nut Must

The rank smell that come from your sweaty nuts
i gotta shower i have some real bad nut must
by p tasty November 9, 2010
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nut cheese

the smelly sticky stuff thats in the creases of your legs where your balls rub all day.
Ted, that nut chees is respectable!!
by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003
mugGet the nut cheesemug.

No Nut November

Worst month of the year for males, can't bust a fat one for the entire month,

In a short term : HELL
"Did you hear that Jimmy lost no nut november"
"ALREADY?"
"bet hes a virgin"
by Sad Vibxz November 4, 2019
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

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