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ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster
I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!
by Joshula January 31, 2008
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dip like the wind

Like "run like the wind", but specifically for when you need to leave a given situation.

Usually an uncomfortable one.
Alright well... go and meet that guy, but if things get awkward, make up some bullshit and dip like the wind!
by little_dipper September 10, 2011
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Pissing in the wind

The act of urinating outside during windy weather
by Hejnhhgvb November 11, 2018
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Three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.
After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.
by Hello-o-o-o-o December 18, 2011
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Whisper in the Wind

An Awesome Move That Jeff Hardy Currently Does!
JR: Whisper in the Wind and He Brings Down The Great Khali!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008
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second wind

The act of urinating into a condom while still penetrating a woman, after orgasm and loss of erection. The inflation of the condom due to urine gives the woman the sensation that the man has regained his erection, and can perform again, i.e. a second wind.
After he climaxed, he wanted to impress his girlfriend with a quick recovery; but could only fake it with a second wind.
by JamesHill014 December 19, 2008
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suck wind

Used to blow someone off. Synonyms, kiss my grits, suck my balls, and kiss my ass
by Sajai K. November 18, 2004
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