willy wonka

When a man jizzes on a girls face and sprinkles nerds on it.

He had some spare nerds next to the bed, so he decided to give her the willy wonka.

by The D.R. April 28, 2009

Chilly Willy

When a man sits on the toilet and the tip of his penis rubs against the cold inside of bowl, or possibly even the water. This could also be known as a Tip Dip.

"Time to drop some plop" *sits down* "Oh no! I got a chilly willy! I hate that!"

by Oh Yeah! Teh Cap'n! October 16, 2008

free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Willy B

The slang term for the Williamsburg Bridge. The Williamsburg Bridge is a suspension bridge in New York City across the East River connecting the Lower East Side of Manhattan with the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Let's take the Willy B into the city.

by Mordechai Beaver Cohen December 21, 2008

Dirty Willie

When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo

(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)

I tickled john powers's brain with a dirty willie

by Ben Preston December 1, 2006

Willy's Wonka

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.

Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.

by blaint73 June 26, 2007

skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

by C Dubss September 8, 2006