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Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.
It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Wet Linen

An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.
I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.

I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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wet ned

Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.
Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.
by Lil pierre November 27, 2015
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Boobie Wets

When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.
Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!
by Boom Boom Bastic Baby August 10, 2020
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Wet Wench

When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.
Oh you think that dutch oven was funny get a load of my wet wench.
by clinexani December 19, 2013
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Wet And Messy

Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).

Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).

This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.

This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
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drippin wet

To be dripping some pre-nut.
"John, she got me drippin wet, man."
by PinkJoji October 14, 2017
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