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Washed Up

When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.

Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.
Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up
by whatdidyousaybro February 7, 2020
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Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.
Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!
by Big Loulou August 20, 2013
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Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job
Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.
by HatWasher March 13, 2011
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Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.
My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.
by Chieftank January 2, 2019
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kitty wash

To assist in washing another person's privates (vagina)
Betsy - "I'm not feeling very fresh, I need to freshen up."
Ashlyn - "Do you need a kitty wash?"
by Pterodactyl82 September 3, 2022
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Back Wash

back wash is when someone drinks out of a bottle or container that more than one person is drinking from and pour some of the beverage from their mouth back in, or the worst part Saliva/spit, or really be both. thats why everyone needs to pour their own glass. and dont let your kids drink out the juice jug. can cause hiv and aids if someone is infected. etc anything like that.
dont back wash, everyone has to drink that.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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dog-washing

a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male. When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.
After a particularly hard day at work, Bob couldn't wait to engage in some dog-washing with his wife.
by a_tribute_to_english_majors January 5, 2008
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