Wanker 

An arrogant Sivan appears as an asshole

Waasaaa! Ya, he's a wanker!

Wanker by biophilo May 29, 2014

Wankered 

Stoned, Wasted, Boxed, Mashed

I went round Ferret's house last night and got wankered on his bong

Wankered by cappy May 23, 2003

FANNY WANKER 

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

FANNY WANKER by jodiexxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2005

Gym wanker

A person who's life revolves around being in the gym and letting everyone know there in the gym. This person likes to perform sex acts with the weights and make sure everyone on there social networking site knows about it by doing nothing but talk about it as well as upload pictures of it. Probably found wearing a piece of cotton as a vest as well as to clean there selves up after the sex act, and maybe even uses there decathlon pumps as protection.

Guy 1 - "Hey did you see that photo Ron uploaded of him making out with a 70K hand weight last night"

Guy 2 - "Yeah hes such a gym wanker

Gym wanker by NoWan69 February 28, 2012

facebook wanker

the worst of the worst, people who seem to think it is their duty in life to let the whole world know the tiniest details of their lives and emotional state, via facebook.

Example of a facebook wanker

It sucks when you kno you realy like someone but you kno the chance of being with them is slim. We can only blame ourselves for that feeling.

facebook wanker by facebookwanker January 20, 2011

Wanker Danker 

1. Fancy Schmancy
2. Can also refer to a ritzy place (ie. Wanker Danker-ville)

"I just bought a new BMW."
"Well, aren't you wanker danker!"
or
"Steve lives in a gated community."
"Oh, so he lives in wanker danker-ville?"

Wanker Danker by "Definintely Not Wanker Danker Kate" May 18, 2006

Dog Wanker 

A term of endearment for someone who has just given you a shit job or made you look like a cunt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,

Hey Terry, that bloke's a fuckin dog wanker.

I agree David, a dog wanker indeed.

Dog Wanker by Fieryjack October 12, 2006