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Wal-Mart

A very, very depressing place to be.
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.

B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)

C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.

D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"

E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.

Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
Don't take your kids to Wal-Mart.
Because Jesus told you not to.
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Wal-Mart fan

A fan of a college or university who has never attended the institution.
The majority of Wal-mart fan's are UNC fans, Ohio State fans, Duke fans, Michigan fans, Notre Dame fans, and the majority of fans of any big name school.

REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?

DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.
by b4c December 28, 2007
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Wal-Mart

1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates.

2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.

3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.
2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O

5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center

10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.

20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.

25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.

50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.

Thank you freedom. >.<
by ssssssshhh. A secret! Hehe January 22, 2010
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Wal-mart

by xeab September 21, 2003
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Wal Mart

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?
The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.
by jay November 30, 2003
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Walmarting

When a large corporation or business moves into an area, drives smaller, locally owned stores out of business, and then closes shop leaving the area and local economy in poverty and ruins.
The term Walmarting comes from the practices of the much hated gobal corporation, Walmart.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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People-of-WalMarted

The act of qualifying and being photographed for www.PeopleofWalmart.com whilst actually in a WalMart.
I just People-of-WalMarted that dude with the pink hot pants.

That dress she has on should be People-of-Walmarted.

OMG, I was taking a pic in WalMart of some dude and my belly was sticking out of my t-shirt and I almost People-of-Walmarted MYSELF!
by hersheymike January 23, 2010
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