to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

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Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.

"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"

by whatafatass November 1, 2016

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vedge • vedge out • vedged • vedgee • Vedgemental • vegetable • vedgie • Vegeta • Vegemite • vadge

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

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space vegetable

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .

"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"

by CatFishTeGreat April 13, 2017

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A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.

Glass Vadge is blaming the dog for the glass in her vadge again.

by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017

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