valleyjit

Someone who is raised in a small town and becomes to real to coexist with others.

“Aye you look like a valleyjit” “what makes you say dat” “because youre so real” “yea i know”

by izc April 16, 2022

valdeta

Valdeta is uncommon balkan name. They usually from Albania but it could be other balkan countries. If you met a girl or you know girl named Valdeta you should ask her where is she from? Also they are so nice and humble. They are also uniqe. It's because they are talented so many things. Basically the are intelligent. Their blond hair, colored eyes and beatiful smiles could fall in you love with them. Just be nice to them and they going to be nice to you.

Hey Valdeta how you doing today?

Valdeta you hair lookin amazing today!

by nothingbutresp3ct December 26, 2022

upper valley

a small pocket of NH and VT that's quite lovely, but also the most difficult place to get laid, possibly in the entire world. except for monasteries.

even when I had a boyfriend while living in the upper valley, I wasn't getting laid. since I became single a year ago, it's been tough finding a fuck buddy, despite my lowered standards.

by lazerlover January 27, 2012

Silicone Valley

Cleavage formed by artificial breast implants

{Jack and John staring at a giant cleavage}

Joe: damn..! look at that cleavage! Never seen something that huge,.
John: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'll open up to be a silicone valley..

by jt95 October 8, 2014

nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Welsh Valley Middle School

oh dear god. where to start. the girls here pretend to be depressed and are so “ocd”!1! the girls here communicate through brutal yolos. over quarantine every girl has become “alt” even though they haven’t posted anything abt blm and have trump 2020 in they’re bio. but if y’all boys thought i wasn’t gonna mention y’all- The boys here love to say slurs that they don’t know the meaning of and their favorite phrases are the following: “did i ask” “that’s so fucking gay” “f*g” and “snowflake”. most of them are try hards that will spew insults at u the second they realize their wrong and literally combust when they lose in knock out during gym. they love insulting teachers because they need as much attention from peers because they lack it from their parents. overall most kids here are rich but complain about being poor, have bfs/gfs which means holding hands and being “shipped” on their snapchat stories, call themselves depressed and anxious and then make fun of actually neuro-divergent people. i fucking hate this school lmao

“welsh valley middle school is full of rich white jewish people!”
“true!”

by stinkypeepeepoopoo August 13, 2020

My Valentine Papi

Someone who is your sugar daddy for Valentine's day.

ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏

ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?

Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵

Itzel: Say less! My MVP!

by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021