urban dictionary

Where stupid retards post dumbass definitions that is either funny or downright shit

Guy 1: Guys what is a Pineapple?
Guy 2: Check the Urban Dictionary
Guy 1: It says why the fuck are you searching up Pineapple you stupid shit?
Guy 2: Oh...

by Retarded Turtle December 10, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The best site on the internet

I go to Urban Dictionary to waste time.

by DarkPrelateMohandar May 22, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The site your currently on

urban dictionary, the site you are currently on *turns on huge lights and neon sign*

by funnyhowyouforget June 8, 2010

urban dictionary

a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.

UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!"
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*

Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.

by E-Tag! October 22, 2008

urban dictionary

This website, smart one.

Guy 1: Hey, are you on urban dictionary.com?
Guy 2: What's that? Let me look that up...

by Capsen November 25, 2011

urban dictionary

An online slang dictionary filled with penis euphemisms.

"dude, i have a huge crayon set (penis)"
"what?"
"check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"

by |meh| December 24, 2008

urban dictionary

weak ass fucking website that says they don't accept inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities and yet that's what 95% of it is, but they routinely reject legitimate words

The people who run urban dictionary suck horse cock.

by Monkey Monkey Monkey 5 November 23, 2011