Urban Dictionary

The best site on the internet

I go to Urban Dictionary to waste time.

by DarkPrelateMohandar May 22, 2016

urban dictionary

Where stupid retards post dumbass definitions that is either funny or downright shit

Guy 1: Guys what is a Pineapple?
Guy 2: Check the Urban Dictionary
Guy 1: It says why the fuck are you searching up Pineapple you stupid shit?
Guy 2: Oh...

by Retarded Turtle December 10, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The site your currently on

urban dictionary, the site you are currently on *turns on huge lights and neon sign*

by funnyhowyouforget June 8, 2010

urban dictionary

a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.

UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!"
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*

Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.

by E-Tag! October 22, 2008

urban dictionary

This website, smart one.

Guy 1: Hey, are you on urban dictionary.com?
Guy 2: What's that? Let me look that up...

by Capsen November 25, 2011

urban dictionary

An online slang dictionary filled with penis euphemisms.

"dude, i have a huge crayon set (penis)"
"what?"
"check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"

by |meh| December 24, 2008

urban dictionary

A place people go to vent about life and state personal and public definitions of what ordinary folks think words mean. It was originally meant to host slang words and display what they meant to those who aren't familiar with city talk.

Nothing's going right in my life, so I'm entering stuff on the urban dictionary.

by loserofmen April 20, 2009