turd streaking  

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall

look at that turd streaking guy.

turd streaking by woodster4life March 12, 2009

Turd Blinkers 

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

Turd Blinkers by ArrV April 1, 2011

Turd Knacker 

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".

Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.

Turd Knacker by xannixon September 9, 2010

Turd Yacht 

A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!

Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!

Turd Yacht by xthexfilipinox January 4, 2011

Turd Molester 

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

Turd Molester by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

turd chomper 

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

turd chomper by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

Turd Vertigo 

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

Turd Vertigo by njjg June 2, 2011