Tristan

The most amazing boy in the world. He's so cute and he doesn't even know it. He basically likes everything. He's a good boy. His hair is so fluffy it makes you cumbust. <3

"Dawg look it's tristan"
"Oh shit here he comes"
"Dude I'm bout to bust, Tristan is coming"

by Ra ra resputin June 12, 2023

Tristan

Boy who is listening you even if you talk 5 hours, you are gonna feel like “sugar-BROCKHAMPTON” song whenever you are talking with him,you are gonna feel like someone is cuddling you under the navy blue sky with stars while talking with him.If i describe him with 3 words ;cutie,smart,kind he is cute as a red panda :))

anyone:OMG RED PANDA ISNT IT SO CUTE
Ian:yeah but not cute as much as “Tristan”

by Fraguador June 16, 2023

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024

Tristan

Someone who has a long ass neck

Wow did you see Tristan today, his neck is really long

by Lankyjoker June 7, 2024

Tristan

My bestie's crush, i don't like him. Don't ask why I just don't. End of definition.
*(no offense to the Tristan lovers)

My bestie:OMG LOOK IT'S TRISTAN!!
Me: :'/
Why must you appear Tristan why????
*no offense to the Tristan lovers

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Tristaning

Blasting Over excessive TikTok on any form of call.

Shane! Stop Tristaning it before I am annoyed!

by aefqwfq April 27, 2025