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Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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Toasted Head

When you get head while being toasted (aka high)
Person One: Can I get another bong rip?
Person Two: Don't you have a date later?
Person One: Yeah dude, gonna get some toasted head!
by HeoQ March 12, 2019
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toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.
man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!
by drue peakock November 23, 2004
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Joey Toast

A combination of Joey Deacon, meaning someone who is a few sandwiches short of a picnic and Toast, meaning they are a bit slow. Toast being adopted from the 'Cartoon Network' show 'Ed, Edd & Eddy', were one of its main characters, who is alot like Joey Deacon, frequently uses the phrase "Buttered toast!"
"Erm, uh, huy, hi!" squealed Derek.
"Shut it Deeko, you actually Joey Toast!" replied Lewis.
by Valentino Rossi November 10, 2008
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Toast sandwich

a toast sandwich is a suPreMe sAndWicH which has two breads around a toast. Tastes amazing.Seriously whoever invented this is a fucking GENIUS. I will highly suggest all the children of god to try it. well even filths can this sandwich does not discriminate. i tried this sandwich yesterday and it was quite a liberating experience. would def recommend y’all to try it:) and if you don’t then satan will shit on your penis face;)
🧡🤡🥪🤡❤️😍🥰😘 toast sandwich is bae
by wellokboomeryourwelcome December 8, 2019
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Shrimp Toast

A very attractive, strong minded, highly advanced individual. Often times underestimated by their peers a Shrimp Toast is quite the amazing individual.
Person 1: "Woah look at that Shrimp Toast over there"
Person 2: "What do you mea---- *sees Shrimp Toast* Oh my that's quite the individual right there"
by LilShrimpToast June 1, 2020
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Toast & Jam

The best combination of people. It can also signify something bad or good. It can be dropped in the conversation much like snoogins.

The 'Jam' can be replaced with cheese or any other type of food.

One exception to this, Toast & Spooge! <-best combo!
Evil: You are Toast & Jam!
Ly: Hells yea I wanna be on her like Toast & Jam.

That boy is smelly like cheese & toast!
by Evil666 September 21, 2005
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