Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

Toaster

1) A device that heats bread until it is crisp, and therefore toast

2) A gun, heat

3) A DVD Player, X-Box, or Music Device. Often used with "Pop a Squat", "Pop a Trend", or "Pop a Plant"

1) Hey, put some pop-tarts in the toaster, will you?

2) I'm packing a toaster, don't mess with me

3) Pop a trend in the toaster, I need to beat your highscore!

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006

toaster mage

In his words, an "Excessively lazy" person who asked me to define him here. Likes pies, glee and "o.o"

He is a communist! www.pieism.tk o.o

by Zal January 16, 2005

toaster pastry

when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry

brandon and danielle just made a delicious toaster pastry in the closet

by RmfB October 7, 2009

The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit

Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2006

Toaster Strudel

When you are fucking a chick in the pussy or ass and you are about to cum, right? so you slap her on the back to make it "toasty" and jizz like a strudel on it

DONT BELIVE THE OTHER ONES tHIS ONE is ROGHT ;)

Last night gave her a toaster strudel and she stained the bed

by MAX PWNS October 26, 2007