Teacher's Pet

Someone who has a sexual/romantic fetish, or complex for teachers/professors. They are usually in high school or college, and they would much rather sleep with, say their English teacher/professor than the head cheerleader or Quarterback on the football team. They do well in class, and try extremely hard to please their teacher of interest. Many, however, tend to go out with teachers, and marry them after they're done with school. They like someone who is mature, is in a position of power, and is usually older than themselves.

Lizzie: Hey, Molly. Why are you staring at Mr. Thomas?

Molly: He's sooo HOT! I love a mature man of authority...

Lizzie: Eww... He's old enough to be your father!

Molly: I don't care! I sooo want to read Chaucer with him, and suck his dick... He's sooo intelligent, and I would do anything for him! His classes are sooo interesting...

Lizzie: Girl, you are sooo a teacher's pet...

by EmCat October 20, 2014

tach

As a verb, to shoulder someone in the crotch. As a noun, the shouldering of someone in the crotch. Generally executed by midgets and received by NBA players.

OW!! That 6 year old just TACHED me.
He deserved a tach.

by Soytsauce March 28, 2007

TEACHER

A PERSON WHO RUINS A CHILD'S LIFE

MY TEACHER MADE ME RUN A MILE TODAY

by DICTIONER October 4, 2015

Teachery

The act of dressing, acting, or portraying teacher-like behavior.

Jane: Do you think this sweater looks teachery? I want to look professional in front of my class.

Mark: Yeah, I could see a teacher wearing that.

Or

Jane: Man, we got totally wasted after school the other day!

Mark: Wow, so not teachery behavior!

by ValeriePlame August 23, 2009

teacher

people that teach you

my teacher is mrs doyle

by minecraft pro roblox June 25, 2020

tachae

someone who is fiesty, and is good at sports, also she can have very bad mood swings, and is violent. and have the fattest asses!! They also are very smart, but act like a fool and are very rude at times and hypocryte

wow shes such a tachae
she acts just like tachae

by ghettonessnames December 5, 2013

Tach

An acronym for a tasteful amount of chest hair

Your tach requires little to no manscaping.

by CTJH December 31, 2016