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Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012
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beating off the clock

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.
by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010
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1337 o' clock

1337 o' clock (Leet o' clock) is the term gamers use to describe 13:37h (1:37 PM).
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz
Three friends are playing Counter-Strike.

|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?

|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!
by R0DR1G0 November 24, 2010
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NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!
"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
by Stefonamus December 1, 2009
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time o' clock

any time, if you dont know the time if someone asks you what time it was.
Bob: what time is it?
Jim: time o' clock.
by Michael Mazza June 21, 2008
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sketch-o-clock

Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.

usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.
"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"
by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020
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Romanian Alarm Clock

When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head
A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
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