Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.

I was so desperate I had to air fair her.

by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

Daifuku Fair

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.

"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."

by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025

Fair whether fisherman

A diehard fisherman that will fish whether the conditions are good or poor. Sunny rainy cloudy calm windy or stormy. HE is on the lake.

I'm not going fishing today it's too windy. George is out fishing today tho. He is a fair whether fisherman.

by Das Miz January 5, 2019

fair knock

a fair fight

oi cunt fair knock right now

by mccutch December 28, 2020

fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

faire une Auzon

Croire sur parole ce que l'on raconte, ne pas comprendre le troll, être naïf et légèrement con.

AH ! Tu pensais vraiment qu'il était sérieux ? Tu as fait une Auzon.
faire une Auzon

by Rikudowo December 3, 2019