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Loafed up

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers
Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S
by Worn Forrest September 7, 2021
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Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"
"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."
by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021
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Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉
Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf
by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021
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incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction
I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!
by torosgirl February 19, 2009
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punk loaf

A person that tends to over step in matters that don’t concern them with a total and utter lack of thought into how the opposing person would perceive the action, gesture or question/statement. But truley it is a nick name for someone who overthinks shit that is just the way things should be
When you ask a close friend to do a favor for you and apologize or act like it’s a big deal? When that person and yourself and family go over and beyond on a daily to support love and help in anyway shape or form that is when it could be construed that you are in fact a punk loaf
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.
"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."
by Merpface April 26, 2014
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