Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.
by Not Elijah November 15, 2020
Gaby and Dave are a couple the started out in high school and lasted through out college and then became married and had children. This couple understands each other in every way possible and belong to each other. They are a bond that can never be broken.
by John Simpson April 13, 2018
A conjunction of the newly formed word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow and dim-whitted idiots. As a child a Sarky Dave would undoubtedly been walked on a lesh.
Froslim- yo check the kid on dat lesh he weirdin me out
Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.
Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.
by pepeport December 08, 2011
A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.
Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out
Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.
"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.
Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.
"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.
by Alicbaker December 08, 2011
It is a gang where it is centered around “Dave” and we all shout “Dave Gang” then do one of our gang signs.
Gang signs:
Mickey Mouse- put your hands on your temples in the shape of Mickey Mouse ears.
Daisy Duck- put your hands crossed down infount of your crotch.
Donald Duck- put your right hand up to your mouth like you are making a duck bill.
Tigger- put your arm below your tail bone and jump up and down.
Origin:
One day at Silver Lake Reiginal Middle School in the drama club a group of kids declared the Dave Gang to exist. The gang then grew to be almost the entire school. After that the gang went all the way to Plymouth and so the Dave Gang was born.
Gang signs:
Mickey Mouse- put your hands on your temples in the shape of Mickey Mouse ears.
Daisy Duck- put your hands crossed down infount of your crotch.
Donald Duck- put your right hand up to your mouth like you are making a duck bill.
Tigger- put your arm below your tail bone and jump up and down.
Origin:
One day at Silver Lake Reiginal Middle School in the drama club a group of kids declared the Dave Gang to exist. The gang then grew to be almost the entire school. After that the gang went all the way to Plymouth and so the Dave Gang was born.
by Bonito January 17, 2019
It is 6 days before Mike's wedding and he does not have anything to wear. He will totally be "Daved out" at his own wedding.
by PupTouch October 04, 2010
A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.
An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy
to refer to sleeping past your alarm
An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy
to refer to sleeping past your alarm
by Wayne tinman August 17, 2022