Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

My pal gave me a flat tire last night!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 1, 2023

Spare Tire

A game of Commander played with a 5th person, usually among friends, so no one's left out.

Everyone actually showed up. Guess we'll run a Spare Tire then.

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024

tired

being sleepy af cause you forgot to do ur homework so you had to do it at 3 am in the morning.

also my roblox display name xd

if ur tired for other reasons i hope u get better <3

"Ah sh*t!" I think to myself at 3 am in the morning.
"I forgot to do my f*cking homework."
"Eh. Whatever. Might as well get a 0 on it."
*goes back to sleep cause im tired lol*

by yourtypicalcrashout March 11, 2025

Tired

Referring to or calling someone (usually a woman in a derogatory manner) old, used and/or dried up and useless. It can also be used as calling someone out of date or mentally exhausting. Commonly used in gay or black slang and can very on which demographic uses it.

Gay-
Look at her! Miss gurl mug looks so tired with that horribly blended makeup.
Other gay: I know, Anymore patches on her face and she could audition in a commercial as a burlap sack

Black community
Uncle: This is my jam! I love listening to Bobby brown, it's the bomb.com
younger family member: Unc get out here with that tired slang and music. No one says that anymore

by lingo28 February 12, 2024

Yeah, I’m just tired

roughly translates to ‘I’m at my limit and I’m gonna end it all’

Commonly used when someone is depressed, and is truly at their emotion or mental limit- who might end it all at some point

“Hey are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m just tired”

by Kenny’sLostDiary July 27, 2024

tired dog

just a random thing that popped into my head

tired dog in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022