how old dem titties

Phrase used when enquiring wether a female with large breasts is underage

Hey Bill, how old dem titties?

by NGage July 23, 2008

calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by thehumandictionary1234 February 11, 2014

SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

Titty Melon

A women with extremly large breasts which resemble the size of Watermelons.

Damn she has fine titty melon.

by Kevin Cray July 13, 2004

tittytastic

When something is more than fantastic, and the only way to describe it is comparing it to tits, thus tittytastic

"Last night was fuckin tittytastic"

by Buckets. January 3, 2008

Surprise Titties

When in a public or non-intimate setting a female's breast accidentally becomes exposed.

We were getting some pizza after the club and as we were leaving the shop we saw some surprise titties.

by zoombie14 July 23, 2009

Waistband titties

Female breasts that hang to a woman's waist

Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.

by goodiegoodgoodnesss June 28, 2010