Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

by Bagginski March 2, 2010

Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

by Belinda S. August 24, 2006

Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.

Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...

by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008

Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.

Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!

by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011

Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

by MikeSmith October 14, 2012

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018