by T_R November 15, 2007

A vulgar recreational activity, somewhat similar to the game of washers, wherein a person throws Skittles up in the air or across a room, one at a time, with the goal of landing a Skittle in a person's anus. This can involve two people, or a single person playing by themselves, which is more properly known as auto-Skittling. This activity is typically enjoyed by politicians who have a job to do, but do not show up to do it, in favor of Skittling in their office or the office of a colleague.
Question: Where was Rep. Smith? He was supposed to ask questions about that bill.
Answer: He was in his office Skittling.
Answer: He was in his office Skittling.
by LetDownBySkittlers May 1, 2025

v. To leave shortly, or soon but not immediately. Originally from a portmanteau of "shortly" and "in a little while", i.e. "shittle" became "skittle" to be less offensive.
Imma skittle!
The party was dragging, so I skittled out after snagging a few road beers.
My shift is basically over, time to skittle.
The party was dragging, so I skittled out after snagging a few road beers.
My shift is basically over, time to skittle.
by Elentar June 26, 2025

A phrase or saying describing a moment or action that causes someone to lose in a way that could have been avoided at the last second
by Superiority complex June 10, 2025

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by iddunno March 29, 2022

A Beautiful creature that likes to love everyone and treat everyone differently but all in good ways
by Ollie-liv January 18, 2017
