Screw

Real good sex

Hey,me and Stacey screwed last night Man did we go at it like cougars!

by Turtlesinruffeledsalsadresses September 1, 2018

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

Screw

v. to fuck

joe: dude i totally screw natalie last night
josh: no way dude was it good

by natalie_118 May 18, 2018

Screw

When you decide you want sex with someone, and you want to put it in

I want to screw you so hard tonight

by Gabby05678 May 19, 2018

Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by Dino Dan May 4, 2022

Screwed

I'm still not seeing how I'm not getting this (figuratively)

Hym "Yeah, no I don't see how I'm not getting screwed here and I would still like to know what in the actual fuck you guys think you're doing to me here. Cus I have an analogy for what it looks like."

by Hym Iam September 19, 2022