Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016

kingston pen

Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.

Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.

by splitenz November 26, 2014

gas and pens

vape pods and vape pens are sometimes referred to as gas and pens

Yo,hook me up with some gas and pens

by bitch im your daddy November 29, 2018

Pen

1. Writing utensil
2. Abbreviation for penitentiary
3. A type of electronic cigarette

1. “Ay can i borrow your pen please?”
“Sure thing bro.”
2. “Hell no i ain’t going back to the pen again.”
3. “Ayo bruh gimme that pen.”

by LongJohnJohn October 8, 2020

Paintbrush/pen

Is a pathetic bitch with no life. Never really liked him and was friends w him because i felt sorry for him.genuinely liked him for a while and then he started being bitchy towards me so i began to do the same.Thought he was pathetic and honestly couldn't care less about him,just typed up my name and saw it on the urban dictionary so i did the same with his. Hes got even more pathetic now i think about it,quite obsessed with me too. Probably because im so amazing/sarc

If he didn't put my name on the urban dictionary,probably wouldn't have wrote this. Its always his fault lol

Paintbrush/pen is a pathetic asshole who probably hasn't touched any grass in a while.

by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020