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false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.
Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!
by Sean Webber January 1, 2017
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Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.
Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.
by Martova October 28, 2011
mugGet the Neck Curtainsmug.

scotland neck

A small country town where they park in the middle of the street. No stop lights and people ride around the same streets over and over trying to see who out .. Everybody swear by The Freeze..heard its the best thing in town
Scotland Neck--Home of Chinese place that made news for the cooking raccoons
by Dj104 April 5, 2018
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Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf December 1, 2017
mugGet the Lizard-Neckmug.

Selby necking

Where you get that fucked on drink and drugs that you just start dry humping something
Last night Bailey was that fucked up he was Selby necking that guy
by Justsomguy December 11, 2016
mugGet the Selby neckingmug.

Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig
Steph's got wet neck
by Jones lad December 2, 2022
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Neck off

by ig: jimenavera_c August 13, 2021
mugGet the Neck offmug.

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