monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.

Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.

by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020

chat monkey

A person that logs into an online game for the sole purpose of chatting.

Man, I never see that guy doing any thing here but chat in trade. He is a real chat monkey!

by chiphead.net March 29, 2009

calculator monkey

Stereotypically, any Asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. These are typically the Asians that succeed in any classes having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. Also, you use them to help you receive good grades in classes and help them by making friends they wouldn't normally have.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

Mhhh monkey

when you are please and no one knows why

when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey

if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google

by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020

maple monkey

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.

“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
“What a fucking maple monkey.”

by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017