Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
by andy mackay May 22, 2006
Get the clarky catmug. by ARCkiller4868 June 6, 2014
Get the Catmug. 
by reeeeeeeeeep December 6, 2018
Get the catmug. by Super moon is boss November 17, 2016
Get the Catmug. Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.
Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.
For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.
Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.
For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.
by Bar Low February 16, 2009
Get the Dusty the Catmug. A pejorative term used to discredit a a situation or something that would not have naturally occurred unless there was some form of external (usually progressive) intervention.
Person A (Virtue Signalling): Did you hear that there's going to be a Down Syndrome drag show?
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.
Person B (Pragmatist): Did you hear cats choose to be vegan?
Person A: I've never heard of that.
Person B: That's because vegan cats don't exist, and $5 says those kids didn't come up with at idea either.
by Centauri_ September 21, 2019
Get the Vegan Catmug.