Time Stones

When there isn’t a time limit and whatever will be will be

An example being when someone friend zoned you in year 9 but you end up together

“There are no time stones...”

by Brandp January 27, 2019

Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.

"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!

by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014

pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc

Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao

by Burnzify September 30, 2016

Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

Rosetta Stoned

Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.

It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.

by esk1mo May 29, 2018

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned

I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.

by Reynold926 January 19, 2014