by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011
Get the Kbarron Statusmug. The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.
We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.
by Belinda S. August 24, 2006
Get the carving a statuemug. A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.
by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011
Get the Surgery Statusmug. Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.
Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
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by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008
Get the Z statusmug. by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011
Get the Stick Statusmug. by Yaweh September 16, 2005
Get the Server Statusmug. When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
Get the Marshall Statusmug.