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Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.
John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"
by Bagginski March 2, 2010
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relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.
"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."
by Giusseppe Ronaldo October 20, 2012
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Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.
Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".
by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011
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Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.
Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...
by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008
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Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.
Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!
by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011
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Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009
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Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011
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