Pigeon

An unintelligent person that sticks to their unfounded ideas without evidence or statistics no matter the argument given contrary to their beliefs.

The Pigeon is often the subject referenced in the saying "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter what you say, they will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they've won."

"Flat Earth has been proven time and time again to be false, yet these Pigeons keep promoting the belief"

"I was arguing with this Pigeon earlier, it was like talking to a wall."

by EvilAnnie May 2, 2020

monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

Pigeon

The pigeon is a government drone commonly found in the streets. Known as "air rats" the pigeons exist for create chaos. They usually shit on the cars, if you have a withe car they poop black, if you have a black car they poop white.

Fuck you pigeons, me and my homies hate pigeons.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

Pigeonism

The Official Religion of Acadia, an alliance in the web-browser game Politics and War.

The official religion of Acadia is Pigeonism.

by Superius November 28, 2019

pigeon battle

Like Pigeon Chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less).

Bob and Tom have no clue about the subject they're debating, its like a pigeon battle.

by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

Pigeon’s Hit

A Pigeon’s Hit is a term used in golf where the player ends up shooting double whatever par is on that particular hole. For example, if the hole is a par 3, and you shoot a six, you’ve got the Pigeon’s Hit. Traditionally earned by the novice golfer, a person who is considered easy to beat and an easy target for gambling.

‘Damn, Joey! Stacking strokes on that last hole! What did you end up with?’
‘Doubled down on that par and ended up with the Pigeon’s Hit!’

by BlackSnype October 24, 2025