Milkshake

When you swallow and there’s lotion on their dick

Boy: “are you gonna swallow?”
X: “bro there’s lotion on your dick”
Boy: “yeah it’s a milkshake”

by ekkkkkkkk05 July 27, 2021

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Milkshake

A delicious and tasty frozenish dairy product, that comes in a multitude of savory flavors.

On this super hot day, a milkshake is the perfect thing to cool me off.

by PandaQuita August 25, 2016

Milkshake

Milkshake - A person who is mentally thick. Doesn’t listen. Doesn’t learn. Asks the same question repeatedly.

“l’ve given them the hyperlink 6 times and they never save it and they’ve asked again. What a milkshake!”

by M1ST3RJ November 1, 2021

Milkshake With Extra Creme

When you cum on a girl’s tits and then lick and suck them.

Yesterday Sarah gave me a Milkshake with extra creme.

by fatford42 March 27, 2022

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025

melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush

She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap

by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025