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January 6

Democrat: Bro do u wanna go to the movies?

Republican: No bro today is January 6th, the Anniversary of the Capitol Assault
by imkyle February 25, 2021
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january joiner

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.
Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.
by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009
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January 9th

I was born January 9th it’s no cap 🔥
January 9th the day of me my friend neveah and a lot of dushes
by Its.Young Dagger November 4, 2019
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January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017
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January 30

Bf:wanna hug.its January 30
Gf: yeah
by Sport’s Steryotypes January 29, 2020
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January 7

January 7 is national give Ur partner cuddles and kisses day❤️
Girl: baby I want kisses and cuddles

Boy: why❤️
Girl: because it's January 7th

Boy: oh kk luv *gives gf cuddles and kisses
by Frickbeinggoodimabadb January 7, 2021
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January 30,2020

A day we all MUST tell our crushes we like them
Hey crush I like you and it’s January 30,2020
by BellAthorns January 28, 2020
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