Cleveland Pie

Goldfish, Mozzarella cheese, Pepper, and garlic salt spread on a plate microwaved for 1 minute. Enjoy a steaming Cleveland Pie. Commonly enjoyed by the people of Cleveland, Ohio, often being served as a side dish in many Cleveland based restaurants, with a garnish of cilantro and a side of sour cream. Usually drank with bottled water.

"I am eating a succulent steaming Cleveland Pie... Mmm!"

by jamesky January 5, 2022

Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.

Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!

by Nolando blume January 9, 2021

Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out

"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"

by Steven P. French July 30, 2024

Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025

Cleveland Streamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, only instead of shitting on the tits, the man shits on the woman's face as she is sleeping, and she wakes up to a mouthful of shit and flies.

Cleveland Streamers are so much awesomer than the Steamers.

by dan da goddamn muthafuckin man May 12, 2017

cleveland buglehorn

The cleveland buglehorn is a sexual act consisting of giving oral to your partner whilst pressing their nipples downward like buttons on a horn.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a cleveland buglehorn last night."

by Don Cortellione August 13, 2017

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025