Batman

A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet

Vegyiance👺😍😍😍 *stabs homeless person for jaywalking* batman vegenace

by Stewed squares April 13, 2022

batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN

batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped

by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021

batmanning

batmanning is when you put a mask on and hamg upside down while your girl get slapped in the face with you bat dick

me and your wife was batmanning last night

by usfwbeveb March 14, 2021

Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.

I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him

by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Batman and Black Canary

A relationship between Batman And Black Canary, both need each other and both love each other, but Green Arrow and Catwoman keep shitting in otherwise they'd be In love, they both complete each other as Batman is a Badass Dude named Bruce Wayne whereas Black Canary is a Hothead Blonde named Laurel Lance, both had a high pitch romance in Comics as Thrillkiller and All Star Batman sometimes Wattpad Fanfictions and there's mutual respect and secret love between Batman and Black Canary in Young Justice TV Show

Batman and Black Canary is so wonderful I wish they get a chance together

Batman and Black Canary Romance was something I had in mind but somebody already made the two lovers come together

Best ship in Fiction I said Batman and Black Canary, Wonder Woman and Batman, Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor

by The Vigilante May 9, 2021

batman head

When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.

Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"

John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.

by Kushmode420 May 11, 2021